Famous Yogi Berra Quotations

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"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
by Yogi Berra
"A nickel isn't worth a dime today"
by Yogi Berra
"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical."
by Yogi Berra
"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical"
by Yogi Berra
"Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical."
by Yogi Berra
"Baseball is 90 mental, the other half is physical."
by Yogi Berra
"Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken."
by Yogi Berra
"Half this game is 90 mental."
by Yogi Berra
"I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head"
by Yogi Berra
"I didn't really say everything I said."
by Yogi Berra
"I want to thank everyone who made this night necessary"
by Yogi Berra
"I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question"
by Yogi Berra
"If people donÆt come to the games, you canÆt stop them"
by Yogi Berra
"If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em."
by Yogi Berra
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him"
by Yogi Berra
"In baseball, you don't know nothin'"
by Yogi Berra
"It ain't over 'till it's over."
by Yogi Berra
"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much"
by Yogi Berra
"It's deja vu all over again."
by Yogi Berra
"It's deja vu all over again"
by Yogi Berra
"Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head."
by Yogi Berra
"No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded."
by Yogi Berra
"People don't go there anymore. It's too crowded."
by Yogi Berra
"Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting"
by Yogi Berra
"Slump I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting."
by Yogi Berra
"Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried"
by Yogi Berra
"That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore."
by Yogi Berra
"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase"
by Yogi Berra
"This is like deja vu all over again."
by Yogi Berra
"This is like deja vu all over again"
by Yogi Berra
"Well I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do."
by Yogi Berra
"Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel"
by Yogi Berra
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six"
by Yogi Berra
"You can observe a lot just by watchin'"
by Yogi Berra
"You guys over there, pair up into groups of three."
by Yogi Berra
"You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there"
by Yogi Berra
"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left"
by Yogi Berra
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours"
by Yogi Berra
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
by Yogi Berra
"I've watched a lot of mid-career people, and Yogi Berra says you can observe a lot just by watching. I've concluded that most people enjoy learning and growing. And many are dearly troubled by the self-assessments of mid-career. Such self-assessments are no great problem at your age. You're young and moving up. The drama of your own rise is enough. But when you reach middle age, when your energies aren't what they used to be, then you'll begin to wonder what it all added up to; you'll begin to look for the figure in the carpet of your life. I have some simple advice for you when you begin that process. Don't be too hard on yourself. Look ahead. Someone said that Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. And above all don't imagine that the story is over. Life has a lot of chapters."
by John W. Gardner
"When asked what time it was Yogi Berra once replied 'You mean now?'"
by Anonymous
"You can observe a lot by watching."
by Yogi Berra
"Yogi met George Bush during an election campaign. Bush said Texas was important. Yogi said Texas has a lot of electrical votes."
by Yogi Berra
"It's d`ej`a vu all over again!"
by Yogi Berra
"Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked."
by Yogi Berra
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
by Yogi Berra
"How can you think and hit at the same time?"
by Yogi Berra
"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."
by Yogi Berra
"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
by Yogi Berra
"Even Napoleon had his Watergate."
by Yogi Berra
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore"
by Yogi Berra
"All pitchers are liars or crybabies."
by Yogi Berra
"There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em."
by Yogi Berra
"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
by Yogi Berra
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."
by Yogi Berra
"The future ain't what it used to be."
by Yogi Berra
"So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face."
by Yogi Berra
"Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting."
by Yogi Berra
"It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it."
by Yogi Berra
"It's like deja-vu, all over again."
by Yogi Berra
"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."
by Yogi Berra
"It gets late early out there."
by Yogi Berra
"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."
by Yogi Berra
"It ain't over till it's over."
by Yogi Berra
"In baseball, you don't know nothing."
by Yogi Berra
"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."
by Yogi Berra
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
by Yogi Berra
"If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer."
by Yogi Berra
"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be."
by Yogi Berra
"If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em."
by Yogi Berra
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
by Yogi Berra
"I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary."
by Yogi Berra
"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."
by Yogi Berra
"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."
by Yogi Berra
"I never said most of the things I said."
by Yogi Berra
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
by Yogi Berra
"I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary."
by Yogi Berra
"Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical."
by Yogi Berra
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there."
by Yogi Berra
"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."
by Yogi Berra
"You can observe a lot by just watching."
by Yogi Berra
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
by Yogi Berra
"We have deep depth."
by Yogi Berra
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
by Yogi Berra
"Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair."
by Yogi Berra
"Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early."
by Yogi Berra


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