Famous Wc Fields Quotations

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

by W.C. Fields

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."

by W.C. Fields

"Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again."

by W.C. Fields

"Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee."

by W.C. Fields

"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy."

by W.C. Fields

"I'm looking for loopholes"

by W.C. Fields when asked why he was reading the Bible on his deathbed.

"WC Fields' accountant was standing by his deathbed. Fields asked 'So I have enough money to buy every child in NYC a new bicycle?' When told he was correct, Fields said 'Well, fuck 'em.'"

by Anonymous