Famous Robert Orben Quotations

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"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
by Robert Orben
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away."
by Robert Orben
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."
by Robert Orben
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
by Robert Orben
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
by Robert Orben
"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
by Robert Orben
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
by Robert Orben
"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
by Robert Orben
"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
by Robert Orben
"Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected."
by Robert Orben
"Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected."
by Robert Orben
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
by Robert Orben
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral."
by Robert Orben
"There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers."
by Robert Orben
"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
by Robert Orben
"To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
by Robert Orben
"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get."
by Robert Orben
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
by Robert Orben
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
by Robert Orben


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