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Famous Quotations
Kin Hubbard
Famous Kin Hubbard Quotations
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"The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you."
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Kin Hubbard
"The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them."
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Kin Hubbard
"It's the good loser who finally loses out."
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Kin Hubbard
"Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet."
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Kin Hubbard
"It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed."
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Kin Hubbard
"Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune."
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Kin Hubbard
"A good listener is usually thinking about something else."
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Kin Hubbard
"A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on."
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Kin Hubbard
"Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while"
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Kin Hubbard
"It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed."
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Kin Hubbard
"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit"
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Kin Hubbard
"Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you."
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Kin Hubbard
"Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature."
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Kin Hubbard
"Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst."
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Kin Hubbard
"One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before."
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Kin Hubbard
"Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee later than others."
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Kin Hubbard
"The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket."
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Kin [F. McKinney] Hubbard
"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket."
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Kin Hubbard
"When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money."
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Kin Hubbard
"Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely."
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Kin Hubbard
"Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid."
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Kin Hubbard
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, I'm no speechmaker let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?"
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Kin Hubbard
"Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."
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Kin Hubbard
"My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands."
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Kin Hubbard
"It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you."
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Kin Hubbard
"Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest."
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Kin Hubbard
"Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity."
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Kin Hubbard
"Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home."
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Kin Hubbard
"All the world loves a good loser."
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Kin Hubbard
"It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about."
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Kin Hubbard
"There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?"
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Kin Hubbard
"I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity."
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Kin Hubbard
"We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate."
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Kin Hubbard
"A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower."
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Kin Hubbard
"The world gels better every day -- then worse again in the evening."
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Kin Hubbard
"Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable."
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Kin Hubbard
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