Famous Jd Quotations

"God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place."

by J.D. McCoughey

"Knowledge is not wisdom, unless used wisely"

by J.D. Anderson

"Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie."

by J.D.

"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one."

by J.D. Salinger

"If a big man with huge muscles kicks in your door and screams 'Everyone get on the ground!!' you then have 3 options. Stand there frozen, get on the ground, or scream back at him; 'Maybe next time when you break into my house, you can knock first! That way, I can put my pants on and wipe my ass!!'"

by JD Walnut (?)

"The world is nothing but a vast, concerted attempt to catch you with your pants down."

by J.D. Smith

"Everyone has issues except me - I have a damn subscription."

by JD Ives

"You'll learn from them - if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry."

by JD Salinger, The Cather in the Rye

"Life is like a car wreck, it sucks but you can't stop watching it happen."

by J.D. Roufio