Famous Jackie Mason Quotations

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"Britain is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex."
by Jackie Mason
"By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?"
by Jackie Mason
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."
by Jackie Mason
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like."
by Jackie Mason


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