Famous Erna Bombeck Quotations

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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other"
by Erna Bombeck
"If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead"
by Erna Bombeck
"It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job"
by Erna Bombeck
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint"
by Erna Bombeck
"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is"
by Erna Bombeck
"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child"
by Erna Bombeck
"What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? by"
by Erna Bombeck


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